I must be super important – or have some sort of horrible hygiene problem.
Klout has decided that I should be awarded a perk called “One Wipe Charlies – Butt Wipes to keep your rear in the clear” ….allegedly because of my “lofty social media standing”.
Sheesh – what a bad message to send to someone. Unless you don’t like them (or want to make fun of them somehow). Are these for real or some sort of a gag gift.
Revolutionizing your bathroom habits one #2 at a time? Seriously? Seriously Horrid.
I wonder what other products Klout will send me – “Your armpits stink like garlic spray” or perhaps “Your hair looks like a greasy birds nest leave-in conditioner”?
Thanks Klout. Love you too.